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    DAMIAN SMITH

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    The Annual Totally Arbitrary Awards: 2020 Edition
    Damian Smith
    • Jan 1
    • 7 min

    The Annual Totally Arbitrary Awards: 2020 Edition

    So 2020 is finally run and done. How'd we all go? For me, 2020 was one of the best years I can remember - everyone was brought down to my...
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    The Chrissy W Awards 2020
    Damian Smith
    • Oct 26, 2020
    • 3 min

    The Chrissy W Awards 2020

    Chrissy W awards for Worst and Dirtiest
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    Damo Reviews: Uncut Gems
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: Uncut Gems

    More like...I don't even have a gag for this, it's too awful
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    Damo Reviews: Rise of Skywalker
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: Rise of Skywalker

    More like Ride of Shit-talker
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    Damo Reviews: The Mandalorian
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: The Mandalorian

    More like The Grand-alorian
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    Damo Reviews: The Good Place
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: The Good Place

    More like The Bad Show!
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    Damo Reviews: Ad Astra
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: Ad Astra

    More like Bad Astra!
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    The Totally Arbitrary Best Of Awards 2019
    Damian Smith
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 4 min

    The Totally Arbitrary Best Of Awards 2019

    In a sign of the downfall of civilisation, most of the novelty awards have remained intact.
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    A Thorny Issue
    Damian Smith
    • Dec 27, 2019
    • 6 min

    A Thorny Issue

    No, various news outlets on the internet, we do not 'need to talk about Rose Tico'. We'll get to why.
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    Damo's Guide To Arguing On The Internet
    Damian Smith
    • Oct 18, 2019
    • 10 min

    Damo's Guide To Arguing On The Internet

    There’s the so-called “Horseshoe Theory” of politics - that both extreme sides of politics, left and right, have more in common with each...
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    Rabbit in a Snowstorm
    Damian Smith
    • Oct 10, 2019
    • 6 min

    Rabbit in a Snowstorm

    This is my eulogy for Blizzard. If you want to cut to the chase here's a link to the unforgivable evil they've perpetrated. I was 11 year...
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    South Sydney Rabbitohs preliminary final player ratings
    Damian Smith
    • Sep 28, 2019
    • 5 min

    South Sydney Rabbitohs preliminary final player ratings

    Adam Doueihi - 5 For a fullback he's a really good centre. A solid defender, great footwork, good ball skills - he could have been a real...
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    RUOK? GTFO
    Damian Smith
    • Sep 3, 2019
    • 8 min

    RUOK? GTFO

    RUOK? No. Oh...uhh...well...have you...have you tried...going for a walk? And it’s at this point you realise just how painfully asinine R...
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    Stumped
    Damian Smith
    • Aug 6, 2019
    • 2 min

    Stumped

    Journalism has been dying a slow, agonising death for years now and it is in sore need of a mercy clipping. Dr Egon Spengler (Harold Rami...
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    Origin I Player Ratings
    Damian Smith
    • Jun 5, 2019
    • 6 min

    Origin I Player Ratings

    New South Wales 1. James Thedisco: had a solid 20 minutes in a game that goes for 80. Came up with a try assist when he figured out he co...
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    My Facebook Valedictory
    Damian Smith
    • May 20, 2019
    • 6 min

    My Facebook Valedictory

    I've recently removed myself from all forms of social media. Many months ago I went cold turkey on the festering cesspit that is Twitter ...
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    A Composition On Composers
    Damian Smith
    • May 6, 2019
    • 10 min

    A Composition On Composers

    (This is a tangent to a commission I'm writing. I became aware that when I have to quickly immerse myself into an intellectual property t...
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    Review/Synopsis - Avengers: Endgame
    Damian Smith
    • Apr 30, 2019
    • 12 min

    Review/Synopsis - Avengers: Endgame

    I'm really struggling for an accurate description of Avengers: Endgame. It is...aggressively bad. Endgame is a horrendous dumpster fire o...
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    The Dancing Ninja
    Damian Smith
    • Apr 22, 2019
    • 3 min

    The Dancing Ninja

    So where have I been? Well I'm writing a new book, in a similar vein to my last. It's about comedy and science and all the little tricks ...
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    Ranking The South Sydney Wingers (2002 - Present)
    Damian Smith
    • Apr 4, 2019
    • 23 min

    Ranking The South Sydney Wingers (2002 - Present)

    I said I'd do it and I did. I needed to figure out just how bad Campbell Graham is, just where he fits in on a list that has some truly t...
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