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    The Annual Totally Arbitrary Awards: 2020 Edition
    Damian Smith
    • Jan 1
    • 7 min

    The Annual Totally Arbitrary Awards: 2020 Edition

    So 2020 is finally run and done. How'd we all go? For me, 2020 was one of the best years I can remember - everyone was brought down to my...
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    Damo Reviews: Uncut Gems
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: Uncut Gems

    More like...I don't even have a gag for this, it's too awful
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    Damo Reviews: Rise of Skywalker
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: Rise of Skywalker

    More like Ride of Shit-talker
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    Damo Reviews: The Mandalorian
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: The Mandalorian

    More like The Grand-alorian
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    Damo Reviews: The Good Place
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: The Good Place

    More like The Bad Show!
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    Damo Reviews: Ad Astra
    Damian Smith
    • Mar 12, 2020
    • 2 min

    Damo Reviews: Ad Astra

    More like Bad Astra!
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    The Totally Arbitrary Best Of Awards 2019
    Damian Smith
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 4 min

    The Totally Arbitrary Best Of Awards 2019

    In a sign of the downfall of civilisation, most of the novelty awards have remained intact.
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    Review/Synopsis - Avengers: Endgame
    Damian Smith
    • Apr 30, 2019
    • 12 min

    Review/Synopsis - Avengers: Endgame

    I'm really struggling for an accurate description of Avengers: Endgame. It is...aggressively bad. Endgame is a horrendous dumpster fire o...
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    Review: Anthem (tl;dr - don't)
    Damian Smith
    • Feb 6, 2019
    • 5 min

    Review: Anthem (tl;dr - don't)

    So over the weekend I downloaded the demo to the hotly anticipated BioWare “action RPG” Anthem. Now that the initial anger and disappoint...
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